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  1. #61  
    Quote Originally Posted by zmann View Post
    yo mama is like a door knob,,everyone takes a turn.
    That was bad!

    Yo mama's so flat, the last time she felt a breast, was in a KFC bucket.
    "Patience, use the force, think." Obi-Wan


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  2. #62  
    Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers license!
  3. #63  
    Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.
  4. #64  
    Quote Originally Posted by vza33 View Post
    Yo mama's so fat she doesn't have to go on the internet, she's already world wide!
    Yo momma so dumb she thought "The Denver Nuggets" was sold at McDonalds.
  5. #65  
    Quote Originally Posted by mysterfix View Post
    Yo momma so dumb she thought "The Denver Nuggets" was sold at McDonalds.
    Lol....Yo mama's glasses are so thick, she can see the future.
    "Patience, use the force, think." Obi-Wan


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  6.    #66  
    Quote Originally Posted by vza33 View Post
    Lol....Yo mama's glasses are so thick, she can see the future.
    Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued
  7.    #67  
    Yo Mama's So Fat....when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
  8. #68  
    Yo momma so ugly every time she goes to the zoo people keep throwing food at her.
  9. #69  
    Quote Originally Posted by mysterfix View Post
    Yo momma so ugly every time she goes to the zoo people keep throwing food at her.
    yo mama is like a pizza strip,,50 cents a strip.
  10. #70  
    Yo mama so fat, she has to use a boomerang to put on her belt.
    "Patience, use the force, think." Obi-Wan


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  11. #71  
    Quote Originally Posted by vza33 View Post
    Yo mama so fat, she has to use a boomerang to put on her belt.
    ROFLOL

    Yo momma so fat she has to send out a search party to find her bellybutton.
  12. #72  
    Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
    Blaize, Mistress of Verbosity



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  13. #73  
    Quote Originally Posted by mysterfix View Post
    ROFLOL

    Yo momma so fat she has to send out a search party to find her bellybutton.
    Haha!

    Well, Yo mama so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.
    "Patience, use the force, think." Obi-Wan


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  14.    #74  
    Quote Originally Posted by vza33 View Post
    Haha!

    Well, Yo mama so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.
    OHHH snap!

    Yo Mama's So Fat....all the restaurants in town have signs that say "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama".
  15. #75  
    Yo Mama is so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs.

    Yo Mama is so nasty, when she jumped in the bathtub, the water jumped out.

    Yo Mama is so fat, her bathtub has stretch marks.

    Yo Mama is so fat, she sat on a rainbow and made skittles.

    Yo Mama is so stupid, she ACTUALLY thinks there's going to be a cool new Palm phone in the near future.
    The Saint
  16.    #76  
    Quote Originally Posted by clintwinstead View Post
    Yo Mama is so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs.

    Yo Mama is so nasty, when she jumped in the bathtub, the water jumped out.

    Yo Mama is so fat, her bathtub has stretch marks.

    Yo Mama is so fat, she sat on a rainbow and made skittles.

    Yo Mama is so stupid, she ACTUALLY thinks there's going to be a cool new Palm phone in the near future.
    YOU are way out of line... One yo mama insult per post!

    And that last one.... Your mama should smack you for.... remind me to smack your mama when i get home .

    Yo Mama's So Fat....when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.
  17. #77  
    yo mamma is so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out (childhood favorite)
  18. #78  
    Your mama so fat she smuggles illegal immigrants under her back fat rolles.
  19. #79  
    Yo Mama so dumb, when a burglar came to the house, the police never came. She could not find the eleven on the phone ( 9-11).

    On a side note. I have gone on EMS calls and when moving some fat people we have found remotes, coins, food etc... in the folds and even found skin that is growing back into itself.
    Sprint: 2-TouchPad 32g, Frank.-Pre-2, Pre-, MiFi & 1-LG Lotus with Xlink tied to home handsets. Backups: 650 & 700wx

    HP Please release the CDMA Pre3 phones!
    We want them!!!
  20. #80  
    Quote Originally Posted by Finally Pre View Post
    Yo Mama so dumb, when a burglar came to the house, the police never came. She could not find the eleven on the phone ( 9-11).
    lol! Yo mama's so stupid, she tucks the sleeping pills in every night so they'll remain sleeping.
    "Patience, use the force, think." Obi-Wan


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