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  1. #41  
    Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
  2. #42  
    Quote Originally Posted by mysterfix View Post
    yo momma's house is so small... I threw a rock through the window and everybody came out bleeding.

    Yo momma so old she owe Jesus a nickel.

    Yo momma so ugly every time she goes to a haunted house they try to give her a job.
    (Rule) Only one yo mama joke per post. :-)
  3.    #43  
    Quote Originally Posted by rush View Post
    (Rule) Only one yo mama joke per post. :-)
    Nice!
    but....
    Yo mama is so skinny that if she had dreads I'd grab her by the ankles and use her to mop the floor.
  4. #44  
    Quote Originally Posted by clutch1222 View Post
    Nice!
    but....
    Yo mama is so skinny that if she had dreads I'd grab her by the ankles and use her to mop the floor.
    Yo mama so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view (
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    #45  
    Yo mamma so ugly, camera lenses crack everytime she takes a picture.
  6. #46  
    Quote Originally Posted by rush View Post
    Yo mama so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view (
    lol
  7. #47  
    Yo' mama is so fat, when she dances, the band skips.
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  8. #48  
    Yo momma so stupid, I told her it was chilly outside she went and got a bowl.
  9. #49  
    Quote Originally Posted by mysterfix View Post
    Yo momma so stupid, I told her it was chilly outside she went and got a bowl.
    Haha!

    Yo mama's so stupid, she thought "Dunkin Donuts" was a basketball team.
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    #50  
    Yo mama's so fat when she jumped in the air she got stuck...
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    #51  
    Quote Originally Posted by srswarley View Post
    Yo mama's so fat when she jumped in the air she got stuck...
    To follow it up:

    Yo mama's so fat when God said let there be light, it took him 6 days to move her fat *** and He had to rest on the 7th!

    too much?
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    #52  
    your mamas so fat she sat on a quarter and made 2 dimes and a nickle
  13. #53  
    Quote Originally Posted by vza33 View Post
    Haha!

    Yo mama's so stupid, she thought "Dunkin Donuts" was a basketball team.
    Yo momma so dumb she thought a Quarterback was a refund.
  14. #54  
    Quote Originally Posted by lupos View Post
    your mamas so fat she sat on a quarter and made 2 dimes and a nickle
    Yo momma so fat people keep mistaking her for a giant weeble wobble.
  15. #55  
    Quote Originally Posted by srswarley View Post
    To follow it up:

    Yo mama's so fat when God said let there be light, it took him 6 days to move her fat *** and He had to rest on the 7th!

    too much?
    Yo momma so stupid she could get lost in her own house.
  16. #56  
    Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.
  17. #57  
    yo momma's so fat she can't go to the beach anymore. Greenpeace shows up and keeps trying to shove her back in the ocean.
  18. #58  
    Quote Originally Posted by mofishmgr View Post
    yo momma's so fat she can't go to the beach anymore. Greenpeace shows up and keeps trying to shove her back in the ocean.
    yo mama is like a door knob,,everyone takes a turn.
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    Yo momma so stupid she thought keylime pie had a real key in it.
  20. #60  
    Quote Originally Posted by mysterfix View Post
    Yo momma so fat people keep mistaking her for a giant weeble wobble.
    Yo mama's so fat she doesn't have to go on the internet, she's already world wide!
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