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  1.    #21  
    that sucked!
    Yo mama's so fat that China uses her to block the internet.
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    Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

    Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!

    Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

    Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
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    #23  
    Yo Mama so fat that when she hauls a** she has to make two trips!
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    Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

    Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

    Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!

    Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

    Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"

    Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

    Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

    Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.

    Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
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    Yo mama so ugly she looks like she fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

    Yo mama so ugly that not even goldfish crackers smile back

    Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder looked at her and said "I CAN'T FIX THAT!"

    Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

    Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
  6.    #26  
    Quote Originally Posted by rush View Post
    Yo mama so ugly she looks like she fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

    Yo mama so ugly that not even goldfish crackers smile back

    Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder looked at her and said "I CAN'T FIX THAT!"

    Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

    Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
    New rule....Only one yo mama insult per post... slow down rush!
  7. #27  
    I swear I posted this one in response too 063_xobx, but it seems to have vanished, so I'll try again:

    Yo mama so ugly that not even goldfish crackers smile back
    Blaize, Mistress of Verbosity



    Be nice until it's time to not be nice.--Dalton, "Roadhouse"
  8.    #28  
    Quote Originally Posted by Blaize View Post
    I swear I posted this one in response too 063_xobx, but it seems to have vanished, so I'll try again:

    Yo mama so ugly that not even goldfish crackers smile back
    Yo mama is so small that she goes paragliding on a Dorito.
  9. #29  
    your moma so fat she has a time zone for each **** cheek.
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    Yo mama is so fat she uses a vcr as a pager.
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    Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone
    Blaize, Mistress of Verbosity



    Be nice until it's time to not be nice.--Dalton, "Roadhouse"
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    Yo mama is so fat, when she wears her Malcolm x t shirt helicopters land on Her chest
  13. #33  
    yo mamma so fat........... When you google the largest mammal on earth her picture pops up!
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    Yo momma's so fat I asked her "whats shakin?" as she walked by and she replied "2 chins and 4 cheeks".
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    yo momma's so fat she gets her toenails painted at Maaco.
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    #36  
    your momma so nasty she got fired from the sperm bank for drinkn on the job
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    Your mama so nasty when you look down her pants you see the crew from deadliest catch fishing for crabs.
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    your mama is so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
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    your mama is so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl.
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    yo momma's house is so small... I threw a rock through the window and everybody came out bleeding.

    Yo momma so old she owe Jesus a nickel.

    Yo momma so ugly every time she goes to a haunted house they try to give her a job.
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