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    Saying this to the ladies always worked (well at least until they asked me for a demonstration).

    What crazy stories have you told to impress the honeys at your favorite hang-out spots?

    Did it work, get you slapped or were the cops called?

    @Blaize (and other women):
    Tell us your side too.
    I'm sure there are some real good stories out there!









    You all believed the thread title, didn't you, lol.
    Last edited by dbdoinit; 06/30/2010 at 05:33 AM.
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    I was kinda hoping you were... I need to know that I'm not the only guy on here doing that. Only on the weekends though.(part time)
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    Quote Originally Posted by rush View Post
    I was kinda hoping you were... I need to know that I'm not the only guy on here doing that. Only on the weekends though.(part time)
    Heh heh, right.
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    I am a dancer too. To the left is a picture of my dance costume. Though I am a little older now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JimOhara View Post
    I am a dancer too. To the left is a picture of my dance costume. Though I am a little older now.
    You probably didn't make as much money with that outfit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rush View Post
    I was kinda hoping you were... I need to know that I'm not the only guy on here doing that. Only on the weekends though.(part time)
    Me too. My wife yells until I get off the kitchen table, though.
    The Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
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    I told my wife I was a mild mannered reporter for a pretend news outfit in a made-up city, but really I am a mild mannered blogger for an unkown blog that only I read.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Micael View Post
    Me too. My wife yells until I get off the kitchen table, though.
    lol lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by pogeypre View Post
    I told my wife I was a mild mannered reporter for a pretend news outfit in a made-up city, but really I am a mild mannered blogger for an unkown blog that only I read.
    Only one "lol" for this one.






    lol
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    Marine Biologist
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    Quote Originally Posted by berdinkerdickle View Post
    Marine Biologist
    Really?
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    Art Vandelay - Architect
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    Quote Originally Posted by berdinkerdickle View Post
    Art Vandelay - Architect
    Really?

    Lol, if i was a woman, i'd be pregnant all the time.
    I'm that gullible, lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dbd View Post
    Only one "lol" for this one.






    lol
    More than I deserve for that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pogeypre View Post
    More than I deserve for that.
    That is true.
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    One thing I regularly say at bars to the ladies:

    "You know I wrote this song?" sometimes accompanied by "I was __________'s ghost writer on this album, go look at the credits"

    I will say this about any and every song, the worse the song, the better the effect. It has been a long time favorite, great conversation starter
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    ya I've done my share of professional entertainment.

    Employed countless human accompanists over the years.

    Lazy, shiftless creatures. They haven't a creative, rhythmic bone in their whole hairless bodies.

    Opposable thumbs are vestigial appendages on these beasts -- like wisdom teeth or serpent's feet.

    But BARYE's not bitter -- only small people get bitter ...

    Last edited by BARYE; 06/30/2010 at 11:35 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BARYE View Post
    Lazy, shiftless creatures. They haven't a creative, rhythmic bone in their whole hairless bodies.
    Yes, but we live much longer and we own everything!

    Muh-hahahahaaa!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Micael View Post
    Yes, but we live much longer and we own everything!

    Muh-hahahahaaa!
    soon -- with BARYE's triumphant glorious restoration -- neither will be true ...

    (oh -- and show those thumbs of yours some love -- whilst you can -- Muh-hahahahaaa! )
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    I told this chick I had some Cowboy Bebop videos back at my place and invited her home with me to watch them.
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