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  1. #21  
    LOL!!! ^^^ I like it.
    Blaize, Mistress of Verbosity



    Be nice until it's time to not be nice.--Dalton, "Roadhouse"
  2.    #22  
    Quote Originally Posted by Blaize View Post
    LOL!!! ^^^ I like it.
  3.    #23  
    Our Rules:


    Rule #1-
    Anything we said two or three months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after five days.

    Rule #2-
    If you don't want to dress like club girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

    Rule #3-
    If we say something that can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other way.

    Rule #4-
    It is in neither your best interest or ours to make us take those stupid magazine quizzes together.

    Rule #5-
    Let us stare. If we don't look at other women how can we know how beautiful you are?

    Rule #6-
    Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.

    Rule #7-
    You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done - not both.

    Rule #8-
    Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials or time-outs.

    Rule #9-
    Columbus didn't need directions and neither do we.

    Rule #10-
    When we're turning the wheel and the car is nosing onto the off ramp, you saying "This is our exit" is not necessary or helpful.
    Last edited by dbdoinit; 07/01/2010 at 05:04 AM.
  4. #24  
    @ #6: hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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  5.    #25  
    OBSERVATION:


    If you kiss her, you're not a gentleman. If you don't, you're not a man.

    If you praise her, she thinks you're lying. If you don't, you're good for nothing.

    If you agree to all her likes, she's abusing. If you don't, you're not understanding.

    If you visit her too often, she thinks it's boring. If you don't, she accuses you of cheating on her.

    If you're well dressed, she says you're a playboy. If you don't, you're a dull boy.

    If you're jealous, she says it's bad. If you're not, she thinks you don't love her.

    If you cop a feel, she says you don't respect her. If you don't cop anything, she thinks you're not interested.

    If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you're cold. If you kiss her too much, she yells that you're smothering her.

    If you fail to open the door for her, you lack ethics. If you do it, she thinks you have ulterior motives.

    If you stare at the ladies, she accuses you of flirting. If she is stared at by others, she says that they're just admiring.

    If you talk, she wants you to listen. If you listen, she wants you to talk.

    ANALYSIS:

    These creatures; so simple, so confusing.

    CONCLUSION:

    It is a wonder that these "WOMEN" are able to survive in the world. All test results have indicated that "WOMEN" are irrational. CAUTION is advised when handling them.

    BOTTOM LINE:

    Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
    Last edited by dbdoinit; 07/01/2010 at 07:08 PM.
  6.    #26  
    The difference:


    A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out the window and yells: "PIG"!!
    The man immediately leans out his window and replies with "B---- !"

    They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner he slams into a pig in the middle of the road.
    Last edited by dbdoinit; 07/02/2010 at 07:07 AM.
  7. #27  
    Agree to all the rules!
    Blaize, Mistress of Verbosity



    Be nice until it's time to not be nice.--Dalton, "Roadhouse"
  8.    #28  
    The 2 Rules to a Healthy Relationship:


    Rule #1-

    Don't tell her everything that you do.


    Rule #2-
  9. #29  
    LoL... this is the best thread ever !
  10.    #30  
    Quote Originally Posted by sketch42 View Post
    LoL... this is the best thread ever !
  11. #31  
    still at it ay dbd lol
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  12.    #32  
    Quote Originally Posted by Shadavis08 View Post
    still at it ay dbd lol
    Yep, lol.
    Nobody can say i don't try to keep people entertained here at Pre|C.
  13. #33  
    hey did you see that thread your banned from lol

    http://forums.precentral.net/off-top...above-you.html
    ĦṔ-Ḷṫ-Ŧḯη
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  14.    #34  
    Quote Originally Posted by Shadavis08 View Post
    hey did you see that thread your banned from lol
    Yeah, i already posted in it, lol.

    Gotta go right now, ttyl.
  15. #35  
    dbd, you forgot to add a sanity clause. Every good contract has a sanity clause. I must admit thought, I no longer believe in Sanity Clause.
    "Patience, use the force, think." Obi-Wan


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  16.    #36  
    Quote Originally Posted by vza33 View Post
    dbd, you forgot to add a sanity clause. Every good contract has a sanity clause. I must admit thought, I no longer believe in Sanity Clause.
    Should more contracts have a sanity clause? - Yahoo! Answers
  17.    #37  
    The wife says: You want.
    The wife means: You want.

    The wife says: We need.
    The wife means: I want.

    The wife says: It's your decision.
    The wife means: The correct decision
    should be obvious.

    The wife says: Do what you want.
    The wife means: You'll pay for this later.

    The wife says: We need to talk.
    The wife means: I need to complain.

    The wife says: Sure... go ahead.
    The wife means: I don't want you to, you'll regret it.

    The wife says: I'n not upset.
    The wife means: Of course i'm upset, you moron.

    The wife says: You're ... so manly.
    The wife means: You need a shave
    and sweat a lot.

    The wife says: Be romantic, turn out
    the lights.
    The wife means: I have flabby thighs.

    The wife says: This kitchen is so
    inconvenient.
    The wife means: I want a new house.

    The wife says: I want new curtains.
    The wife means: Also carpeting,
    furniture, and wallpaper.

    The wife says: Hang the picture there.
    The wife means: No, I mean hang it
    there!

    The wife says: I heard a noise.
    The wife means: I noticed you were
    almost asleep.

    The wife says: Do you love me?
    The wife means: I'm going to ask for
    something expensive.

    The wife says: How much do you love
    me?
    The wife means: I did something today
    you're not going to like.

    The wife says: I'll be ready in a minute.
    The wife means: Kick off your shoes
    and take an hour nap.

    The wife says: Am I fat?
    The wife means: Tell me I'm beautiful.

    The wife says: You have to learn to
    communicate.
    The wife means: Just agree with me.

    The wife says: Yes.
    The wife means: No.

    The wife says: No.
    The wife means: No.

    The wife says: Maybe.
    The wife means: No.

    The wife says: I'm sorry.
    The wife means: You'll be sorry.

    The wife says: Do you like this recipe?
    The wife means: You'll be eating this for the rest of the week.

    The wife says: All we're going to buy is
    a soap dish.
    The wife means: I'm coming back with
    enough to fill this place.

    --- In answer to the question "What's
    wrong?"

    The wife says: The same old thing.
    The wife means: Nothing.

    The wife says: Nothing.
    The wife means: Everything.

    The wife says: Nothing, really.
    The wife means: It's just that you're an
    *****.

    The wife says: I don't want to talk about it.
    The wife means: I'm still building up
    steam.
  18.    #38  
    Man is incomplete until he's married.




    Then, he's finished.
  19. #39  
    Quote Originally Posted by dbd View Post
    Man is incomplete until he's married.




    Then, he's finished.
    Yay. I'm incomplete!
  20.    #40  
    lol, enjoy it while you could.
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