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    So my pre became self-aware at 1347 Central last Thursday after having been overclocked for some time. I think it's because of the Preware testing feeds that I used, but I'm not positive. It's really starting to scare me. It's already turned my dog against me, it keeps trying to mate with my fiance's pre, and I'm pretty sure it's recording me when I'm not looking.
    Sooo...is this a warranty issue? I've already tried pulling the battery, but that doesn't work because Floyd (that's my pre's name) seems to have found a way to stay powered on without it. I'm getting frustrated because Sprint's CS told me that spontaneously gaining a soul and then trying to destroy me does not qualify for a replacement. I hate Sprint CS. They suck.
    I don't want to doctor it because I'm lazy, and I'm afraid if I connect it to my computer it will jump online and become a gigantic cyber consciousness. That will for sure let it mess up my bank account or hack my facebook or something even worse. Can anyone help?
    I don't understand the purpose of the line, I don't need to drink to have fun. Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?

    Let's all give thanks to the app that started it all.
    http://forums.precentral.net/homebre...ebrew-app.html
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    Don't mention the word "doctor" around Floyd. You know they can understand that word and they go running for the hills to avoid a trip to the doctor.
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    Medical grade?
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    if it can operate without battery, floyd has solved the battery issue for the rest of us. You are duty bound to donate it to science, so they can understand this miracle and use this to make our pre batteries last.

    better living though science!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cantaffordit View Post
    if it can operate without battery, floyd has solved the battery issue for the rest of us. You are duty bound to donate it to science, so they can understand this miracle and use this to make our pre batteries last.

    better living though science!
    You might think it's pretty cool, but for some reason my electric bill is through the roof. I think it's tapping into the power grid, because there have been roaming brownouts throughout the neighborhood.
    I don't understand the purpose of the line, I don't need to drink to have fun. Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?

    Let's all give thanks to the app that started it all.
    http://forums.precentral.net/homebre...ebrew-app.html
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    just don't feed it after midnight...
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    I wish my Pre would become self-aware and take control of its GPS.
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    Quote Originally Posted by YankBoy View Post
    I wish my Pre would become self-aware and take control of its GPS.
    No you don't. My pre tried to SprintNav me off a bridge.
    Seriously, why can my pre just wax philosophic with me? That would be much more fun than having a psychopathic first-gen smartphone with identity issues.
    I don't understand the purpose of the line, I don't need to drink to have fun. Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?

    Let's all give thanks to the app that started it all.
    http://forums.precentral.net/homebre...ebrew-app.html
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    Dude,

    Did you bring enough for ALL the class to share????
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrePlus79 View Post
    just don't feed it after midnight...
    And actual real advice -- NEVER GET IT WET!
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    Someone needs to pull back on the psychotropic meds....
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    something tells me this thread should be in the "off topic" area...
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    Quote Originally Posted by yingfam View Post
    Someone needs to pull back on the psychotropic meds....
    But I didn't give Floyd anything besides a nice diet of Hombrew and tasty kernels.
    I don't understand the purpose of the line, I don't need to drink to have fun. Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?

    Let's all give thanks to the app that started it all.
    http://forums.precentral.net/homebre...ebrew-app.html
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    hey, your Pre just sent me an e-mail saying that you are actually the husband of a nigerian oil minister that recently died. Apparently you need help collecting her estate so you can bring your children to the US for specialized medical treatment. I'm sorry to hear of your difficulties.

    I'd be happy to assist you, just let me know what we need to do...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cantaffordit View Post
    something tells me this thread should be in the "off topic" area...
    Something tells me YOU should be in the "off topic" area.
    I don't understand the purpose of the line, I don't need to drink to have fun. Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?

    Let's all give thanks to the app that started it all.
    http://forums.precentral.net/homebre...ebrew-app.html
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    Quote Originally Posted by morrison0880 View Post
    Something tells me YOU should be in the "off topic" area.
    I'm sorry Cantaffordit...that was Floyd. See? I told you he's crazy!
    I don't understand the purpose of the line, I don't need to drink to have fun. Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?

    Let's all give thanks to the app that started it all.
    http://forums.precentral.net/homebre...ebrew-app.html
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    Quote Originally Posted by morrison0880 View Post
    I'm sorry Cantaffordit...that was Floyd. See? I told you he's crazy!
    Glad it wasn't you. I was reconsidering my offer to help you with your money transfers...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cantaffordit View Post
    hey, your Pre just sent me an e-mail saying that you are actually the husband of a nigerian oil minister that recently died. Apparently you need help collecting her estate so you can bring your children to the US for specialized medical treatment. I'm sorry to hear of your difficulties.

    I'd be happy to assist you, just let me know what we need to do...
    Dude, too funny! My pre actually just sent that to my sister and she forwarded it on to me. I don't care what my pre says. There is not $19 million bank deposit in Ghana. Dears.
    I don't understand the purpose of the line, I don't need to drink to have fun. Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?

    Let's all give thanks to the app that started it all.
    http://forums.precentral.net/homebre...ebrew-app.html
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    yeah right OP... Proof... Or we don't believe you
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    Quote Originally Posted by runukraine View Post
    yeah right OP... Proof... Or we don't believe you
    runukraine, Floyd just told me that when he is king you will be first against the wall. I don't know what that means, but it sounds pretty bad.
    I don't understand the purpose of the line, I don't need to drink to have fun. Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?

    Let's all give thanks to the app that started it all.
    http://forums.precentral.net/homebre...ebrew-app.html
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