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    K, Precentral, I need to come up with something fast, 3 to 5 words long that is good to put on a plate to be hung up in a bar. Any ideas?

    BTW, "I **** read this" has been nixed by the bar, so no cussing.

    It's my 3rd plate @ the flying saucer and I need to submit it tonight. - San Antonio saucer if you are wondering.
    Last edited by sinime; 05/14/2010 at 08:31 PM.
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    Your definition of funny and mine may differ slightly... Given that I am not sure how blue we can go for the 3 to 5 words, I feel limited. Here are some off the top of my head. Yes I HAD to put in a Top Gun line!
    "Sing the Batman theme incessantly."
    "I drink to make other people interesting."
    "Goose, she's lost it man."
    "Let's play Global Thermonuclear War."
    "Don't pick at that!"
    "You're turning into a penguin. Stop it."
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    it's fun and games until someone loses an eye
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    hold my beer and watch this
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    never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid all together.
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    miller time is greater than 4:20
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    If whiskey ain't the cure, there is no cure.
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    if there are no stupid questions, what do stupid people ask?
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    come to the candy mountain charlie
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cantaffordit View Post
    if there are no stupid questions, what do stupid people ask?
    that's great.....thx 4 that
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    When in doubt, mumble.
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    "need something funny and quick".

    done.
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    Don't worry. I forgot your name, too!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bennish View Post
    "need something funny and quick".

    done.
    lol... One suggestion was to put "anna has big tits"... Next was to use that sign from CA where "ileagals" are runnin across (because 3rd plate is yellow) anyhow anna is a waitress here and a friend grabbed my phone to show another waitress the "family" crossing sign and all she saw was, "anna has big tits". She laughed.

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