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  1. #41  
    Quote Originally Posted by seeker92677 View Post
    not the end of the world. that doesn't happen until December 12, 2012.
    Technically... it's Dec. 21st, 2012....

    but who's counting?
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    #42  
    Quote Originally Posted by grndslm View Post
    Technically... it's Dec. 21st, 2012....

    but who's counting?
    is that based on the (TOTALLY DEBUNKED) Mayan calendar thingy?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BARYE View Post
    Shop -- does this mean that its time ??

    That BARYE should be having his staff and fans gathering garlands, constructing wreaths, and polishing his crown ???

    Is the reckoning -- and the glorious day of BARYE's rightful restoration at hand ??

    Gosh -- I should maybe start jotting some notes for my recoronation address ...


    For the record, if it turns out you are in fact the next world leader, I'll be changing my avatar. I realize that may be a costly decision, but I'm already signed up with the last one, not the next one.
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    One other thing, BARYE, you may want to advise your staff to observe over the next 19-23 days whether the UN opts to enforce the resolutions on the books regarding the final state of Israel, and Jerusalem in particular. If that occurs, or if the "peace" process yields a negotiated solution of similar configuration, they should accelerate preparations.
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    #45  
    not until 2012
  6. #46  
    The world can't end in 2012 because my cereal expires in 2014. <period>

  7. #47  
    are the stars right?



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    Sorry, he just felt like pressing a few extra buttons just this time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shopharim View Post


    For the record, if it turns out you are in fact the next world leader, I'll be changing my avatar. I realize that may be a costly decision, but I'm already signed up with the last one, not the next one.

    I should caution you Shop -- it may be yet again premature to be switching allegiances and swapping out your avatar.

    Like too many times before, BARYE’s aged and oh so so sensitive simian heart has had its hopes raised only to have them crushed.

    So many apocalypses have been predicted, yet still BARYE sits, awaiting his destiny.

    There was Y2k, the Millenium; 2001, 9/11; the day when junior seized the Presidency from Gore; the day when Obama (that undocumented islamic anti-christ) took over; and most persuasively, 1997.

    For those that might have forgotten, 1997 was the year The Apocalypse was prophesized by two different authoritative sources. Seers brilliantly discerned that by adding the magic number 1331 to the Number of the Beast: 666, the year 1997 was revealed. Independently this was confirmed by the Sacerdotal Knights of National Security report, which stated that:

    "A space alien captured at a UFO landing site in eastern Missouri cracked under interrogation by the CIA and admitted that an extraterrestrial army will attack Earth on November 27 with the express purpose of stripping our planet of every natural resource they can find a use for -- and making slaves of every man, woman and child in the world!".

    Alas -- 11/27/97 passed, uneventfully.

    Now some here are saying it won't be until 2012.

    What to believe...

    Just in case the Rapture really is at hand though, I am taking the royal vestments from storage, having them cleaned, and fitted to the embarrassingly more full figured royal physique.

    And I’ve begun to rehearse my address -- I promise everyone I will neither be using a teleprompter nor reading notes off the imperial hand...





    1997: Superdave the Wonderchemist (5) takes the magic number 1331 and adds it to 666 The "Number of the Beast" from the Book of Revelation to get the year of the arrival of the Antichrist and the end of the world

    1997 : The Sacerdotal Knights of National Security report that "A space alien captured at a UFO landing site in eastern Missouri cracked under interrogation by the CIA and admitted that an extraterrestrial army will attack Earth on November 27 with the express purpose of stripping our planet of every natural resource they can find a use for and making slaves of every man, woman and child in the world!"
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  10. #50  
    Specifying dates is premature....for now. It is however worth observing what events occur on or before Sh'vuot
  11. #51  
    Quote Originally Posted by grndslm View Post
    If you paid attention to the scientists who study the levels of carbon dioxide, you'd see that their charts completely correspond with global temperatures. Wherever carbon dioxide goes, the temp is sure to follow.

    The trends are cyclical, no doubt... but where SHOULD the trend be heading now??

    Well, it's supposed to be getting colder.

    What has actually started happening? I dunno. IANAS (I am not a scientist), but this scientist from Alaska, that just so happened to be on that socialist National Geographic program said that the temps were rising, since the carbon dioxide was rising --- totally off-beat from the pattern we've seen for the past millennium or so. We're supposed to be seeing lesser carbon dioxide in the atmosphere at this point in the cycle, but we're not... we're seeing more.

    As for what I'm experiencing myself, I feel like it's not just getting hotter or colder... BUT BOTH!! The temps are getting more extreme. Or, at least that's what it feels like as I'm getting older. Winters and nights are cooler; Summers and days are hotter. I can't prove it... but, if we were living in the cycle that the earth has been in now... we'd certainly be in the Global Cooling phase, which I know ain't good.

    In fact, I'd much rather have Global Warming than Global Cooling... but I think the new name, "Climate Change Activists", is a far more appropriate name. Climate Change is happening. Look at the global temperatures directly correlating with the cyclical carbon dioxide levels (not so cyclical anymore!!) for the past millennium. Climate Change is definitely man-made. If only man could actually understand how we are controlling the climate...
    Although this is a reasonable argument, the main problem with it is that its basically he say she say, another problem is that I for one have not been to every part of the globe and I doubt these so called "tv scientist" been to every region of the globe themselves so they wouldn't know for sure.

    It is true, however, that it gettin hotter and colder in parts of america (than it was within my lifespan so far) look what happened last winter, even texas got snow, but I beleve the answer as to why this is happening is human related, and no not because of that stuff that comes out the back of your car. but I beleave that the answer to this is just a bit beyond what most of us are willing to beleave.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Micael View Post
    Apparently she never saw " "?
    now that was a telling movie...... yeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaa
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    comon people,, its been announced, some cleric in Iran, decided that its the fault of women who are not modest enough,,,, better known as BOOB QUAKES. i personally feel,, BRING ON MORE BOOB QUAKES,, at least if i am gonna die in an earthquake, the last thing i see will be boobs...ololol
    Life is short, Play hard, and enjoy every moment as if it was your last.
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