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  1. #61  
    my wife says if you want to know how to think like a woman, try using your brain.


    she "thinks" she's hilarious.
  2. #62  
    Quote Originally Posted by windzilla View Post
    my wife says if you want to know how to think like a woman, try using your brain.


    she "thinks" she's hilarious.
    Oh...thats what I'm doing wrong!
  3.    #63  
    Quote Originally Posted by sinime View Post
    This reminds me of waiting for the 1.4.x update.
    lol
  4.    #64  
    Quote Originally Posted by windzilla View Post
    my wife says if you want to know how to think like a woman, try using your brain.


    she "thinks" she's hilarious.
    Windy:
    Tell her we don't want to think like them.
    We're happy thinking the way we do.
    We become unhappy when we think we're busting our **** to make them happy and it turns out that no matter what "lane" we choose on that road, she'll still criticize the way you're driving.
    (I hope i don't put you in the doghouse )
  5. #65  
    Monday

    why don't you listen to me? ' wife said
    Ok... Where should we go now? Husand said

    Tuesday
    Where should we go? Husband ask.
    Why don't you have any idea? Wife said
  6.    #66  
    Quote Originally Posted by tonylawca View Post
    Monday

    why don't you listen to me? ' wife said
    Ok... Where should we go now? Husand said

    Tuesday
    Where should we go? Husband ask.
    Why don't you have any idea? Wife said
    Hey!
    You know my wife?!
  7. #67  
    Quote Originally Posted by dbd View Post
    Lol, nah, things have been okay lately.
    I was actually wondering what was taking you so long to get to this thread though, lol.
    Thanks for checking it out.
    The Olympics, my friend...I actually went and rented a tv and turned on the HD digital cable...been a little distracted...were you saying something...? Lol.
    Blaize, Mistress of Verbosity



    Be nice until it's time to not be nice.--Dalton, "Roadhouse"
  8. #68  
    My wife and daughter do not understand other women either.
    So I do not feel too bad.
  9. #69  
    Quote Originally Posted by darreno1 View Post
    I think only a woman can begin to explain that.
    not true! lol my girl has answered to my questioning "i dont know what i am thinking, im a woman, polish and hungry, dont ****** with me right now"
    i love her honesty!
    Palm prē-ist.
  10. #70  
    hey dbd:

    wives have in fact no intention to know ' why ' whatever they ask
    Don't bother with their question's content, don't try to construct a good logic to any of her questions, just need to say ' sorry , you're right' to any questions she has asked. Or say ' what is that good smell from your neck?'
    Last edited by tonylawca; 02/20/2010 at 12:32 AM.
  11. #71  
    its impossible to know unless you are a woman
  12.    #72  
    This is an old thread of mine, but i thought maybe i can get some good convo outta you all again.
  13. #73  
    I've often advocated that best friends should marry best friends and buy two houses NEXT DOOR to each other.

    Then, the GUYS live in one house. The women in the other.

    Now, just walk next door for conjugal visits.

    This way, there is always one house that is always clean, well decorated (has all the doilies and whatnot). This is the house that is used for parties, in-laws, etc.

    The ladies get to come in from work and have conversations about how their day went, what a jerk that one guy in accounting is, how great Oprah is, etc.

    The guy comes in from working late, and his buddy yells "Hey! Just drop that crap in the foyer, there is pizza on the coffee table and the game is just starting!"


    Everybody is happy.
  14.    #74  
    Quote Originally Posted by rlee2001 View Post
    I've often advocated that best friends should marry best friends and buy two houses NEXT DOOR to each other.

    Then, the GUYS live in one house. The women in the other.

    Now, just walk next door for conjugal visits.

    This way, there is always one house that is always clean, well decorated (has all the doilies and whatnot). This is the house that is used for parties, in-laws, etc.

    The ladies get to come in from work and have conversations about how their day went, what a jerk that one guy in accounting is, how great Oprah is, etc.

    The guy comes in from working late, and his buddy yells "Hey! Just drop that crap in the foyer, there is pizza on the coffee table and the game is just starting!"


    Everybody is happy.
    Perfect!!
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    #75  
    I have been married now 17 years (hard to believe it has gone so quick).

    My one serious recommendation : LISTEN - don't talk
    My one not serious recommendation : staple your lips together, they only get you into more trouble

    My wife and I balance each other out, we complement the others weakness. Also, she tolerates my Pre obsession.
    Dan
  16. #76  
    I would just like to point out that the author of 'men are from mars, women are from venus' divorced after writing that book...
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    #77  
    you gotta be a woman to understand how a woman thinks. I can tell you this much... When a woman asks you a loaded question, the best answer is no answer, or a simple "I love you", then exit the scene quickly. O:-)
  18. #78  
    Three sentences will get you through most things:

    1) "Yes, dear"
    2) "I'm sorry, dear"
    3) "Why didn't I think of that, dear?"
  19. #79  
    what if my wife's name isn't 'dear'...?
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    Then you are in even more trouble - lol
    Dan
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