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    This was funny. I know that I could possibly get flamed for this, but here it goes...

    While suturing up a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, whose hand had been caught in the gate while working his cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama, and his being our president.

    The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Obama is just a Post Turtle."

    Now not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked, What's a "Post Turtle?"

    The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle."

    The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. 'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, he sure as heck ain't goin' anywhere, and you just wonder what kind of dumb a__ put him up there in the first place.


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    Brilliant! And so spot on!
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    Quote Originally Posted by pogeypetey View Post
    This was funny. I know that I could possibly get flamed for this, but here it goes...

    While suturing up a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, whose hand had been caught in the gate while working his cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama, and his being our president.

    The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Obama is just a Post Turtle."

    Now not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked, What's a "Post Turtle?"

    The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle."

    The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. 'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, he sure as heck ain't goin' anywhere, and you just wonder what kind of dumb a__ put him up there in the first place.


    I could have sworn i read that as a bush joke once.

    Yep

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    I like turtles
    There are four lights.
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    Quote Originally Posted by windzilla View Post
    I could have sworn i read that as a bush joke once.

    Yep

    Bush the Post Turtle - Funny Bush Joke
    Insert nearly any current politician here and it will probably work.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pogeypetey View Post
    Insert nearly any current politician here and it will probably work.
    yea they are the worst

    maybe we should call em all pole-iticians
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    umm guys I like turtles !!!
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    umm guys I like turtles !!!
    me too, especially in soup.
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