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    TOTAL WIN ---> Living off the grid with a Palm Pre: Cattle Rancher Edition | Boing Boing Gadgets


    ^^^^^^PreCentral user! Off the grid for major kickass coolness points. Cattle even more extra credit. ****, a cigar too? Game over.
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    Quote Originally Posted by meriwether View Post
    That's a great beginning of a poem:

    I've got a palm pre and a beard
    Does that make me really weird?
    "Am I strange," I slyly ask,
    "Just because I multitask?"

    I've got a palm pre and a beard,
    I grew anxious as June 6 neared,
    No more Upstage phone for me,
    Gettin' a Palm phone, yessirree.

    I've got a Palm Pre and a beard,
    On Precentral I am feared.
    When I post they know I'm right.
    Iphone ******* duck the fight.

    I've got a Palm Pre and a beard,
    The iphone guys just jeered,
    They showed me iTunes sync,
    I said their plans all stink.
    They talked of all their apps,
    But all they had was crap.
    I texted and emailed,
    While Pandora tunes a-wailed.
    Then ran my navigator,
    And told those fan-boyz, "Later".

    I've got a Palm Pre and a beard,
    I guess I'm kind of weird,
    I buy a phone that works,
    Cause coolness is for jerks.
    LOL! Excellent! Or maybe a limerick?

    There was a young man with a Pre
    With a curious sort of goatee
    When he multi-tasked on his phone
    He'd soon sport a bone
    Which made the chicks giggle with glee.

    I'm sooo going to get an infraction for that.
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    I have some huge *** sideburns and a pre. Therefore I am the end all of awesome.
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    Dear Bono, W T F is up with the glasses... seriously now, for all these years, W T F?
    Last edited by DrHeathenScum; 10/07/2009 at 11:43 PM.
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    Moved? Good lord. They suck every ounce of fun or camaraderie from the main Pre board leaving it to almost nothing but the whiners and those who don't know how to use their phones.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SharonW View Post
    Moved? Good lord. They suck every ounce of fun or camaraderie from the main Pre board leaving it to almost nothing but the whiners and those who don't know how to use their phones.
    I have a Palm Pre and a gut,
    the Earth is smaller than my ****,
    I'm in my underwear all day
    I'm an admin, do what I say!
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    Quote Originally Posted by meriwether View Post
    I have a Palm Pre and a gut,
    the Earth is smaller than my ****,
    I'm in my underwear all day
    I'm an admin, do what I say!
    LOL! Oh, they've got their eye on you now for sure.
  10.    #30  
    I need to protest! This thread is about Palm Pres and Beards! That is very on topic! If you go to a Beard board, I posted "I have a beard and a palm pre, and am therefore awesome" and they consider it on topic!
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    I'll join the palm pre and beard club. i'm rocking the goatee.
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    Chuck Norris's Pre has a beard. How awesome is that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bpdamas View Post
    Chuck Norris's Pre has a beard. How awesome is that?
    Don't spread this around, but I heard that Chuck Norris can tether his bearded Palm Pre, stock, out of the box.

    I have a goatee and a palm pre, look at me! (but still not as awesome as he)
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    I have a beard and a ... Centro.
    Does that make me just awesome-in-training?
    "Everybody Palm!"

    Palm III/IIIC, Palm Vx, Verizon: Treo 650, Centro, Pre+.
    Leo killed my future Pre 3 & Opal, dagnabitt!
    Should I buy a Handspring Visor instead?
    Got a Pre2! "It eats iPhones for Breakfast"!
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    Quote Originally Posted by duanedude1 View Post
    I have a beard and a ... Centro.
    Does that make me just awesome-in-training?
    Depends.... are you planning on getting a Pre?
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    Brethren, join me!

    Feel free to add yourself to the Pre & Beard society... but come up with an awesome title. We shall be the PREmier society of gentlemen on PreCentral
    Pre & Beard Society - President
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    I have a Palm Pre and a goatee and I didn't trim it or shave today...
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    I still have a Centro and a goat.
    I think I missed the Pre beard boat.
    The Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
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    Fine, I have a Pre, a goatee, AND a tattoo... I'm rocking the badassnessesiness
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    Quote Originally Posted by DrHeathenScum View Post
    Fine, I have a Pre, a goatee, AND a tattoo... I'm rocking the badassnessesiness
    But is your tatoo a Pre with a goatee? hrm? hrm?
    The Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
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