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  1.    #1  
    anyone in the chicago area?

    I NEED A JOB....i am look for a job so if anyone can help i would so gratefulllllllllll.

    i know i am setting myself up for many, many jokes, **** i need a job!!!!!!!!
    Hey baby before we start do you mind if we use my M505?
    No not for that!!!!!!!!!!
    Use it to reffer to PalmaSutra, silly???????
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    Well, you could apply as a spellchecker for Mirandu2000. Your posts seem to have fewer errors than his.

    What skills do you have to bring to a company? A blanket, "I need a job", request could land you a job of anything from fighter plane test pilot to the guy who cleans out his flightsuit after a particularly harrowing flight. Good luck,
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    well i will do any job that doesnt have to do with spelling
    Hey baby before we start do you mind if we use my M505?
    No not for that!!!!!!!!!!
    Use it to reffer to PalmaSutra, silly???????
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    Culo77:

    You may want to take a class on presentation skills before looking for a job. Spelling mistakes are an immediate way to make yourself look like a complete non-candidate for any job (well, MAYBE fast food will still accept you). You also need to work on a resume. "I need a job" says nothing about you. Why should anyone hire you?
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    I have a buddy who is a Urologist in Chicago, he is always looking for guinea pigs...errr...I mean test patients...errr...I mean victims.
    No more rhymes...and this time I mean it!
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    Dude that is the perfect job.... a guinea pig

    so what does he do poke at my jimmy?
    Hey baby before we start do you mind if we use my M505?
    No not for that!!!!!!!!!!
    Use it to reffer to PalmaSutra, silly???????
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    so what does he do poke at my jimmy?
    dude please figure out how to use the shift key to capitalize words and try to use punctuation a bit more often it would really help us understand your posts thank you.
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    it's miradu2000 thank you very much, not miraNdu2000
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    Does your avantar show any relation to your proffesion?

    At least post you line of work or interests... otherwise it's like going to mcDonand ordering 'food'...
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    I had an applicant for a position that actually submitted a resume that listed "computer skils" in her abilities.
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    Wow i was just asking if anyone had a few ideas for a poor, broke, college student living in chicago.

    I should have been more specific. sorry about that.

    I seem to have offended "Homer" by my superb spelling and perfect punctuation. Plus my great presentation skills.
    well mr. "homer". I apologize for not spellchecking a post. i will now start grammer checking all my post.

    well i guess i will say sorry to everyone ffro my grammer. Given i have dyslexia (not a bad joke), and i usually write my posts fast cause i am multi-tasking, always.

    Ok as homer said i need to take a class on presentation skills..OUCH. Well i think ill look into that soon. if you take a class on not being a JERK

    ok yes my spelling and punctuation are bad **** hey i have a learning dissorder. But i dont think i am dumb??? given i got excepted attend the Univeristy of Chicago's undergrad Physics.

    I apologize if i hurt your feelings Mr. Homer with my presentation skills?
    Hey baby before we start do you mind if we use my M505?
    No not for that!!!!!!!!!!
    Use it to reffer to PalmaSutra, silly???????
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    Culo:

    If I was an employer, and you came in with a poorly written, typo-infested resume, I'd never call you back. I'm giving you some advice. I'm not being mean. Take it or leave it. No biggie.

    Don't hide behind your dyslexia, either. I know it sucks to have it, and I applaud your abilities to cope with it and make your way through college, but, dyslexia or not, poor grammar = no job interview.

    You didn't offend me or hurt my feelings either. No apology needed (though I take it you are being sarcastic )
    We're all naked if you turn us inside out.
    -David Byrne
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    My apologies to Miradu2000. I always subconsciously put an extra N in your name.

    A dyslexic physicist; now that's scary. E=MC^2 could have ended up as M=E^2C and the whole world would have blown up! Just promise us to not work on any projects involving splitting atoms or weapons when you are graduated.

    As a side note, if you are having trouble doing a good job multitasking, try one task at a time. Most people don't multitask well and end up performing both jobs poorly. (Driving and cell phone talking comes to mind...) If you still feel the need to post replies and work on subatomic particles at the same time, at least click on the handy "Spell Check" button at the bottom of your post screen. The fine folks here at Visorcentral spent countless hours perfecting the size and position of the button to optimize its usefulness.

    If you are still looking for a job, check out www.army.mil. The Army always needs infantry and the current issue rifle is pretty much dyslexic-proof. Just point the smaller end of the rifle towards the enemy...
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    Culo,
    Check your private messages.
    Jeff
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    Originally posted by culo77
    so what does he do poke at my jimmy?
    Maybe you could get a job with Beavis and Butthead down at the Burger World.

    At risk of sounding like a 27 year old fart, I would suggest that maybe comments like the above don't give the greatest first impression if you really are hoping someone reading this thread might offer you a job.
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    I like Culo77's posts. i couldn't have tell that he was a physicist. Most physicists I know are robots with no sense of humor (or social skills). At least our friend Culo77 got some!
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    Originally posted by culo77
    ok yes my spelling and punctuation are bad **** hey i have a learning dissorder. But i dont think i am dumb??? given i got excepted attend the Univeristy of Chicago's undergrad Physics.
    Your spelling and punctiuation aren't bad. They're atrocious. Learning disorders don't have anything whatsoever to do with how you utilize the learning.
    If you truly are studying to be a physicist, I shudder for science.
    Then again if you've been "excepted" then I guess you're not going, huh.
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    Its a miricale!!!!!!
    I have a friend on this board. I love you yardie!!

    it seems most people here are mean. Especialy "Homer". i noticed in almost all his posts he corrects peoples english. for godsakes "homer" dude, its just a post if ya dont like it dont read it.

    "homer" and a and the other few who like to take shots at me. Please, please, Oh please do yourself a favor take $50 and go find a hooker. maybe the you wont be so bitter. maybe youll be happy. not just sad, sad, sad, people.

    also i would like to thank the people who either dont care about me and the people who like me. YARDIE THE MAN

    You other people should use your time for positive things, like supporting:

    D.A.M (Mothers Against Dyslexia)
    Hey baby before we start do you mind if we use my M505?
    No not for that!!!!!!!!!!
    Use it to reffer to PalmaSutra, silly???????
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    it seems most people here are mean. Especialy "Homer". i noticed in almost all his posts he corrects peoples english. for godsakes "homer" dude, its just a post if ya dont like it dont read it.
    No. I only correct people's english when they are asking for a job.

    Hell, my grammar and spelling are far from perfect...but I try to use the spell-checker when writing my resume.

    "homer" and a and the other few who like to take shots at me. Please, please, Oh please do yourself a favor take $50 and go find a hooker. maybe the you wont be so bitter. maybe youll be happy. not just sad, sad, sad, people.
    Who was taking a shot at you? You were asking for a job but using 2nd grade english skills. People were just pointing that out to you in hopes of helping you find a job. If that's being mean, uh, well, I guess you think everyone was being mean to you. Grow some thicker skin or something.

    I can't respond to your other comments. They just don't make any sense...just as your signature makes absolutely no sense.

    But I'm not saying it's bad to not make sense. It just sometimes helps when one is seeking employment.
    We're all naked if you turn us inside out.
    -David Byrne
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    My dear, poor, poor crackbabie "homer",

    I wasnt asking for a job, i was asking for ideas for a job. That was my fault, about not being more specific. Why yes my 2nd grade grammer and my 5th grade presentaion skills, can gets me a job. And do to the fact ireal dont like you, I wouldnt ask You for a job.

    First of all I had a great job, which i made a hell of alot more money than you when i was only 19, but i chose to go back to college and learn me some grammers skills
    So as for a job, If i wanted i could have your job. **** i wouldnt want to take a pay cut. To say again i was looking for ideas for part-time work while i edumacated myself, not a job from you.

    I am so sorry you have no life and are a lonely, lonely man, that has nothing to do but judge people. to make yourself feel more like a man. Its sad that you read these posts all day to find grammer to correct.

    I think you should sit back an evaluate your pitiful life. i mean go for a jog, walk around the block, watch rebba on the WB. Just help yourself out of your deppression, and make your life better.

    Taking shots at people is a sad way to make yourself feel better.
    I would love to meet you one day. I will spring for your hooker.
    Hey baby before we start do you mind if we use my M505?
    No not for that!!!!!!!!!!
    Use it to reffer to PalmaSutra, silly???????
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