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  1. #641  
    Originally posted by ****-richardson
    What are the odds George Washington would win an election today? What are the odds he would want to lead a nation of children who cry to the government for everything from food and shelter to protection from the boogie man?

    I pledge allegience to the flag of the Unequivocal Socialist America...
    No, Washington could never win an election today...
    Firearms stand next in importance to the Constitution itself. They are the American people’s liberty teeth and keystone under independence. From the hour the Pilgrims landed, to the present day, events, occurrences, and tendencies prove that to ensure peace, security and happiness, the rifle and pistol are equally indispensable. The very atmosphere of firearms everywhere restrains evil interference—they deserve a place of honor with all that's good. - George Washington, January 7, 1790
    Absolutely not. If the people are armed and the federalists do not know where the arms are, there can never be an oppressive government. - George Washington in response to a proposal on firearm registration
    ‎"Is that suck and salvage the Kevin Costner method?" - Chris Matthews on Hardball, July 6, 2010. Wonder if he's talking about his oil device or his movie career...
  2. #642  
    Did ANYBODY see that I was joking with the Hoover and Roosevelt stuff?
  3. #643  
    Originally posted by dietrichbohn
    Actually, they're the same communist, red-loving guy. Herbert, after finishing up his presidency, saw the direction the country was heading, and went into hiding. He had experimental surgery done on himself to change his appearance and voice, and came back as J. Edgar.
    Bah... Except that J.Edgar was already director of the FBI 5 years before Herbert was even elected.
    ‎"Is that suck and salvage the Kevin Costner method?" - Chris Matthews on Hardball, July 6, 2010. Wonder if he's talking about his oil device or his movie career...
  4. #644  
    Originally posted by dietrichbohn
    beh... socialism ain't so bad, works very well for all them nordic folk.
    Just like guns work for the Swiss, and yet there were those cultural differences you kept bringing up...
    Washington? He was a successful general and commanded the presence of any room he entered. He would have a solid chance---expect that he railed against the two party system and didn't believe that it would be good for America, so he would probably lose because he wouldn't have a money-machine behind him. then again, if we had some real campaign finance laws, he'd be in like Flynt (or is it just Flynn.. I can never remember)
    Flint (James Coburn is cool). No, Washington wouldn't stand a chance. The new media would crucify him.
    ...and this political post is serious, unlike my previeous few (paying attention Volcano? )
    Many a true thought has been spoken in jest.
    ...and now that I'm being serious---anybody who calls Roosevelt a dictator and isn't being wildly hilarious (as I am ) needs a swift kick to the head.
    Maybe these violent tendencies explain your fear of guns. No wait, we did that one already.
    ‎"Is that suck and salvage the Kevin Costner method?" - Chris Matthews on Hardball, July 6, 2010. Wonder if he's talking about his oil device or his movie career...
  5. #645  
    Originally posted by dietrichbohn
    Did ANYBODY see that I was joking with the Hoover and Roosevelt stuff?
    It was difficult to tell. You're a liberal wacko, so it's entirely plausible that you'd think Roosevelt was a conservative.
    ‎"Is that suck and salvage the Kevin Costner method?" - Chris Matthews on Hardball, July 6, 2010. Wonder if he's talking about his oil device or his movie career...
  6. #646  
    Originally posted by dietrichbohn


    ...and now that I'm being serious---anybody who calls Roosevelt a dictator and isn't being wildly hilarious (as I am ) needs a swift kick to the head.
    I was joking too. I just wanted to point out that you might be getting your Hoovers mixed up. Unless you are really talking about the founder of Hover Vacumns, then I whole-heartedly agree with you.

    I broke the record! I broke the record. I broke the record, hey hey, hey hey!
    Did you just go near a burning hot river of lava or are you just happy to see me?
  7. #647  
    No, I did!
    "I am a debtor both to Greeks and to Barbarians, both to the wise and to the foolish."
  8. #648  
    Originally posted by BobbyMike
    No, I did!
    YAHHH!! Now I am the best!

    ...and that's all the coherency i can muster right now.
  9. #649  
    Originally posted by dietrichbohn

    YAHHH!! Now I am the best!

    ...and that's all the coherency i can muster right now.
    Bah... you're supposed to be rambling inanely!
    ‎"Is that suck and salvage the Kevin Costner method?" - Chris Matthews on Hardball, July 6, 2010. Wonder if he's talking about his oil device or his movie career...
  10. #650  
    Originally posted by Toby
    Bah... you're supposed to be rambling inanely!
    Oh, I get it now. No wonder you're posting in support of Assault Rifles: the point is inanity!
  11.    #651  
    Originally posted by Toby
    The new media would crucify him.
    Probably not. Crucifixion is old hat. Besides, he'd look goofy on a cross, stripped down to his knickers.
    -Joshua
    I've decided to become enigmatic.
  12.    #652  
    And then the NRA would claim resurrection, the head honcho would profess infallibility, and gun-lovers everywhere would start one hell of a holy war against the pacific heretics. Wanna bet who'd win, Diet R. Bohn?
    -Joshua
    I've decided to become enigmatic.
  13. #653  
    Originally posted by ****-richardson
    And then the NRA would claim resurrection, the head honcho would profess infallibility, and gun-lovers everywhere would start one hell of a holy war against the pacific heretics. Wanna bet who'd win, Diet R. Bohn?
    What's with the Diet R. stuff? odd...

    Are you threatening me? I am the great Cornholio!

    ...I still think America should just split into 3-4 separate nations, then all you hunyucks can move down the confederacy and leave us peaceful Nordic Folk Alone.

    1) CaliforNation: (California, Oregon, Washington, Hawaii)
    2) NuthinButRocksAndStrippers: (Arizona, Nevada, Utah, Montana, Wyoming, Nebrasa, Dakotas, etc.)
    3) KitschLand: (Minnesota, Iowa, Wisconsin, Michigan, 1/2 of Indiana, Ohio, etc.)
    4) HipLand: (New England)
    5) The Confederate States of the Klan: (The Confederacy)

    yep.
  14. #654  
    Originally posted by dietrichbohn
    Oh, I get it now. No wonder you're posting in support of Assault Rifles: the point is inanity!
    You still don't get it. The point isn't 'assault rifles'. The point is freedom from fascistic control. I'd make the same arguments for homosexuality, pr0n, or marijuana (even though I have no use for those). If you city rats want to outlaw guns and just gnaw each other to death in your overcrowded cages, go right ahead. Just don't try to dictate your 'liberal' moral superiority to us 'Klan confederates'.
    What's with the Diet R. stuff? odd...
    Umm...maybe it's a lighthearted reference to the Diet Rich Bohn thread?
    ...I still think America should just split into 3-4 separate nations, then all you hunyucks can move down the confederacy and leave us peaceful Nordic Folk Alone.
    You 'peaceful' 'Nordic Folk' didn't seem to like it the last time the southern states tried that, though.
    1) CaliforNation: (California, Oregon, Washington, Hawaii)
    2) NuthinButRocksAndStrippers: (Arizona, Nevada, Utah, Montana, Wyoming, Nebrasa, Dakotas, etc.)
    3) KitschLand: (Minnesota, Iowa, Wisconsin, Michigan, 1/2 of Indiana, Ohio, etc.)
    4) HipLand: (New England)
    5) The Confederate States of the Klan: (The Confederacy)
    Yep. And you had the nerve to be offended by an obviously sarcastic point about Arabs.
    ‎"Is that suck and salvage the Kevin Costner method?" - Chris Matthews on Hardball, July 6, 2010. Wonder if he's talking about his oil device or his movie career...
  15. #655  
    I get it, I've always gotten it. I just think it's inane to think that guns aren't special cases.

    Yep. And you had the nerve to be offended by an obviously sarcastic point about Arabs.
    re: Klan. Sorry....

    ...although...

    ah, **** it. nevermind.
  16. #656  
    Originally posted by dietrichbohn
    I get it, I've always gotten it.
    Somehow it doesn't seem that way.
    I just think it's inane to think that guns aren't special cases.
    They were a special case in the eyes of the guys that founded the system of government which you claim to like, only not in the way that you'd like. Rejecting that is functionally rejecting the ideals upon which the government was founded (not that there's anything wrong with that per se).
    re: Klan. Sorry....

    ...although...

    ah, **** it. nevermind.
    I actually respect that tack less than outright saying what the 'although' would have prefaced. At least then I'd know where I stand. If you think that I have anything remotely in common with the Klan, that'd at least be worth a laugh.
    ‎"Is that suck and salvage the Kevin Costner method?" - Chris Matthews on Hardball, July 6, 2010. Wonder if he's talking about his oil device or his movie career...
  17. #657  
    Originally posted by Toby
    Umm...maybe it's a lighthearted reference to the Diet Rich Bohn thread?
    How.. Many.. Times.. does a guy have to say it? I made a MISTAKE. Let it die, please, let it die.

    Of all people dietrichbohn, I figured for sure you would have gotten D-R's reference to that thread.
    In my Father's house are many mansions: if it were not so, I would have told you. I go to prepare a place for you. JOHN 14:2
  18. #658  
    Originally posted by GSR13
    How.. Many.. Times.. does a guy have to say it? I made a MISTAKE. Let it die, please, let it die.

    If this thread has taught us anything, it's that nothing will ever be allowed to quietly die.
    Of all people dietrichbohn, I figured for sure you would have gotten D-R's reference to that thread.
    yeah, well, I'm off.
  19. #659  
    Somehow it doesn't seem that way.

    Well, give me some credit I guess. It's possible to fully understand an argument yet reasonably reject it without being able to articulate it (in this format, at least).
    They were a special case in the eyes of the guys that founded the system of government which you claim to like, only not in the way that you'd like. Rejecting that is functionally rejecting the ideals upon which the government was founded (not that there's anything wrong with that per se).

    Well, I reject some of the ideals the gov't was founded on--we all do... it's possible to do that without wanting to tear the whole goddamn thing down...

    ...and the **** it was more my inability to articulate a joke than the hiding of one...

    rah rah sis boom bah.

    What the hell. why doesn't somebody just kidnap Marshall Faulk for the next week or so--don't hurt him, just put him up in a cozy little resort town and let the superbowl just pass him by. Might help even the score. I'm sick and tired of the Rams.
  20. #660  
    Originally posted by dietrichbohn

    What the hell. why doesn't somebody just kidnap Marshall Faulk for the next week or so--don't hurt him, just put him up in a cozy little resort town and let the superbowl just pass him by. Might help even the score. I'm sick and tired of the Rams. [/B]
    Why? We all know the Rams are going to win the Super Bowl. I predict that the score will be 27-17 Rams.

    And even if Marshall Faulk couldn't play, the Rams would still win.

    Jason
    Did you just go near a burning hot river of lava or are you just happy to see me?

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