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    "The only thing that stands between a man and what he wants from life is often merely the will to try it and the faith to believe that it is possible."
    - Richard M. DeVos
    Make It Happen!!
    If you don't, who will?
  2. #142  
    " with your hands you make your success, with your hands you destory success" -- Yoruba proverb
    Build Systems, Not Products
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  3. #143  
    You can't build a reputation on what you're going to do. - Henry Ford
    iPhone 4S
    Former Treo & Storm Owner
    Cigar Lover
  4. #144  
    "A man's mind mind may be likened to a garden. which may be intelligently cultivated or allowed to run wild: but whether cultivated or neglected, it must, and will bring forth." --James Allen
    Build Systems, Not Products
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  5. #145  
    Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge in the field of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods.
    -- Albert Einstein
    on Al's theory of relativity...

    When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
    -- Albert Einstein
  6. #146  
    Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen. -- Sir Winston Churchill
    iPhone 4S
    Former Treo & Storm Owner
    Cigar Lover
  7. #147  
    Quote Originally Posted by Chick-Dance
    If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
    ~ Art Hoppe



    ...or changes the toilet paper roll???

    hmmm, that might be the goddess in my life...
  8. #148  
    You are not your mistakes, you are your possibilities.
    B. Davis

    The enemy of truth is not lies, it is your convictions.
    Unknown
    Can an intelligence create another intelligence more intelligent than itself? Are we more intelligent than the evolutionary process that created us? In turn, will the intelligence that we are creating come to exceed that of its creator?


    •[ Treo 650 on Sprint ]•
  9. #149  
    "Excellence is an art won by training and habituation. We do not act rightly because we have virtue or excellence, but rather we have those because we have acted rightly. We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act but a habit. "
    —Aristotle
    iPhone 4S
    Former Treo & Storm Owner
    Cigar Lover
  10. #150  
    Nothing like a hanging to focus the mind
    - Anon
  11. #151  
    Noviyii do proviyii

    Latin for "Trust but Verify"
  12. #152  
    Contracts are prenuptials for divorce.
    - my VP
  13. #153  
    The amount of bs in a presentation is directly proportional to the number of people required to present it.
    - ok, me
  14. #154  
    A committee is a cul-de-sac down which ideas are lured then quietly strangled.
    - Barnett Cocks, 1907
  15. #155  
    Perhaps this is for a different thread, but are some winners from the 2001 Washington Post Style Invitational where contestants were asked to take any dictionary word, add/subtract/change one letter and supply a new definition. Personal favorites:

    Intaxication - Euphoria at getting a tax refund which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with

    Giraffiti - vandalism spray-painted very, very high

    Sarchasm - the gulf between the author of wit and the person who doesn't get it

    Hipatitis - terminal coolness

    Osteopornosis - a degenerate disease

    Gliido - all talk and no action

    Dopeler Effect - the tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly
  16. #156  
    Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. -- Will Rogers
    iPhone 4S
    Former Treo & Storm Owner
    Cigar Lover
  17. #157  
    "If it ain't broke, don't lend it."
    -- Red Green
  18. #158  
    "The only thing that stands between a man and what he wants from life is often merely the will to try it and the faith to believe that it is possible."
    - Richard M. DeVos
    Make It Happen!!
    If you don't, who will?
  19. #159  
    It's all ball bearings these days" - Fletch
  20. #160  
    If "ifs" and "buts" were candy and nuts, it would be Christmas everyday

    ~ my dad (not sure where he got it from)
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