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  1.    #1  
    I was abducted months ago,
    I was taken to the zoo...
    Where I was forced to stare at monkeys all day;
    I watched them eat, then watched them poo.

    I begged the keeper to let me go-
    Told him I was missed a bunch,
    Then one of those monkeys swung on down
    And asked me to feed him lunch...

    Of nanners and bark, he ate a lot
    But he was polite and used a cloth
    To wipe the leftovers off his face,
    Then he just dashed right off.

    This thing, it asked me why I needed to get back,
    He was tall and dark, very much a ghoul.
    I said because there were words to hurl
    At a trumpet playing fool.

    Perry told him to let me go,
    And he must have scared him good!
    Cause two minutes later I was on my way,
    Away from the scary brood.
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    Gee, I thought you were blown away by Katrina. You were gone for so long. I thought you were swept out of the continental US.

    Welcome back!
    Last edited by ronbo2000; 06/01/2006 at 12:38 AM.
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    My poem:


    ear
    foot
    sky
    treo 700P for $150!!!
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    You're A day late, and a dollar short.
    Contests have ended. Sorry, sport.
    I have all the trophies, and spoils from the battle
    But it's still nice to have you back in the saddle
  5.    #5  
    Quote Originally Posted by ronbo2000
    Gee, I thought you were blown away by Katrina. You were gone for so long. I thought you were swept out of the continental US.

    Welcome back!
    Katrina and Wilma, they messed up my life
    Then there was work to make up
    So I tended to business and focused on family,
    The cats and the cute little pup.

    But alas las month, Perry gave me a text
    Said, "Where the hack have you been?"
    I felt guilty and saddened, and made a plan
    I had to get back; just wasn't sure when.
    Using my treo 650 for business:
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  6.    #6  
    Quote Originally Posted by shopharim
    You're A day late, and a dollar short.
    Contests have ended. Sorry, sport.
    I have all the trophies, and spoils from the battle
    But it's still nice to have you back in the saddle
    I will gladly pay you Tuesday...
    But you obviously think you're the best.
    We'll see soon enough, as I kick you
    To the curb with all the rest.
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