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    #901  
    Quote Originally Posted by Haggar
    Can I add you as a reference on my resume?
    To quote you...

    "No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to stay saved!"

    You will never need that resume, but add me just in case.
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    #902  
    Quote Originally Posted by Postal
    To quote you...

    "No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to stay saved!"

    You will never need that resume, but add me just in case.
    Those were the good ol days...nowadays the most common thing you'll hear from me is "You gunna eat that, or can I have the last slice of pizza?"
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    #903  
    Quote Originally Posted by Haggar
    Those were the good ol days...nowadays the most common thing you'll hear from me is "You gunna eat that, or can I have the last slice of pizza?"
    I thought you were on a di.., a new conditioning program?
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    #904  
    Oh...and for anyone who cares...my avatar is a "cut and paste" photoshoped image. That's me from the neck down...
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    #905  
    Quote Originally Posted by Haggar
    Oh...and for anyone who cares...my avatar is a "cut and paste" photoshoped image. That's me from the neck down...
    Down to what...the bottom of the black neck ringer? jk
    Beware the lollipop of mediocrity...lick it once and you suck forever!
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    #906  
    Quote Originally Posted by xtant21
    Down to what...the bottom of the black neck ringer? jk
    Now see, I thought he meant he had down on his neck, kinda like the aflac duck.
    "If It Weren't For The United States Military"
    "There Would Be NO United States of America"
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    #907  
    Quote Originally Posted by cardio
    Now see, I thought he meant he had down on his neck, kinda like the aflac duck.
    That's actually my black t-shirt sticking out...and it reads "Peace through superior firepower" -- Congratulations, you knew exactly what I meant...
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    Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York.

    This would have been the largest single shipment delivered to Mexico. But, as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York.

    The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost.

    The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day.

    The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course, as . . .

    "Sinko de Mayo".
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    Oh...... Postal, you are so going to get wacked for this one on our politically correct board. You better hope blazerboy or barye don't see this.
    Remember, the "P" in PDA stands for personal.
    If it works for you, it is "P"erfect.
  10. #910  
    Quote Originally Posted by Haggar
    That's actually my black t-shirt sticking out...and it reads "Peace through superior firepower" -- Congratulations, you knew exactly what I meant...
    Doesn't work any other way....

    The essence of war is violence. Moderation in war is imbecility -- British Sea Lord John Fisher
    Remember, the "P" in PDA stands for personal.
    If it works for you, it is "P"erfect.
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    #911  
    Quote Originally Posted by dstrauss
    Oh...... Postal, you are so going to get wacked for this one on our politically correct board. You better hope blazerboy or barye don't see this.
    They're busy reading Marx.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Postal
    They're busy reading Marx.
    Groucho, Harpo or Zeppo?
    Remember, the "P" in PDA stands for personal.
    If it works for you, it is "P"erfect.
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    Gummo!
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    #914  
    Quote Originally Posted by Postal
    They're busy reading Marx.
    I think they gave up Marx...they're reading the book of Curly now...
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    Quote Originally Posted by xout
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    Quote Originally Posted by alstoner
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    Dash, is that you?
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    Anybody got a translater handy?
    Beware the lollipop of mediocrity...lick it once and you suck forever!
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    #918  
    or is it Dash's wife, Dot?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Postal
    or is it Dash's wife, Dot?
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    No, I'm the son, ditto.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xtant21
    Anybody got a translater handy?
    Try http://morsecode.scphillips.com/jtranslator.html

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