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    Elaine: So, where were you!?

    Jerry: Uhh, here I guess, and uhhh, and I went out and picked up a paper.

    Elaine: I had to ask KEVIN to leave HIS office and come and pick me up.

    Jerry: Well, what are friends for?

    Elaine: Yes, and he IS a friend Jerry; he's reliable, he's considerate...he's like your exact opposite.

    Jerry: So he's Bizarro Jerry.

    Elaine: Bizarro Jerry?

    Jerry: Yeah, like Bizarro Superman; Superman's exact opposite, who lives in the backwards Bizarro world. Up is down, down is up, he says hello when he leaves, goodbye when he arrives.

    Elaine: Shouldn't he say 'badbye'? Isn't that the opposite of 'goodbye'?

    Jerry: No, it's still goodbye.

    Elaine: ...

    Elaine: Does he live underwater?

    Jerry: No.

    Elaine: Is he black!?

    Jerry: Look, just forget the whole thing alright?
    Why are ringtones always such a big issue? Don't people realize that they're obnoxious!? And why the Nintendo 'Wii'? What th-!?
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    #42  
    The sea was angry that day
    my friends, like an old man trying
    to send back soup in a deli.
    - George
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    The Pigman
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    It's so sad. All your knowledge of high culture comes from Bugs Bunny cartoons.
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    K-Man: "I'm doing all the leg work." (Raincoats)
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    Kramer: Oh my God. Yes. Yes!

    Elaine: What? What is it?

    Kramer: Don't you see? There's always been something very strange about Jerry; always so clean and organized.

    Elaine: So?

    Kramer: Do I have to spell it out for you? Th-th-the limo, the name, the rally at Madison Square Garden. Jerry and O'Brien are the same person. Jerry is the leader of the Arian union!
    Why are ringtones always such a big issue? Don't people realize that they're obnoxious!? And why the Nintendo 'Wii'? What th-!?
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    Jackie Chiles
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    Putty: "High Five. Don't leave me hanging."
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    Jerry: "Oh hi Mr. Pitt".
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    Moops!
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    Moors!
    Why are ringtones always such a big issue? Don't people realize that they're obnoxious!? And why the Nintendo 'Wii'? What th-!?
  12.    #52  
    Jerry: You went out with NEWMAN??
    Woman: Yeah
    Jerry: WHY!?
    Woman: I liked him
    Jerry: You LIKED NEWMAN??
    Woman: Look, I'm a little uncomfortable talking about this...
    Jerry: Why did you stop seeing him?
    Woman: He ended it.
    Jerry: HE ended it!?
    Woman: YES!
    Why are ringtones always such a big issue? Don't people realize that they're obnoxious!? And why the Nintendo 'Wii'? What th-!?
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    #53  
    NEWMAN!!!!

    helloooo jerry....
    I gotta have more cowbell
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    i can never get enough of watching old seinfeld episodes
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    News/rumor: Season 7 will be released in May, and seasons 8 and 9 will be released together in November. I can't wait that long!
    Why are ringtones always such a big issue? Don't people realize that they're obnoxious!? And why the Nintendo 'Wii'? What th-!?
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    serenity now!! lol
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    Jerry: I'm just afraid you might be interfering, while we're intervening!
    Why are ringtones always such a big issue? Don't people realize that they're obnoxious!? And why the Nintendo 'Wii'? What th-!?
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    Putty using Jerry's move on Elaine.................Then George writing the move on his hand.........LOL
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