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    OK, it seems that everytime someone posts a joke that shows Bush in a negative light, at least a few people will jump in complaining that it's disrespectful, not funny, yadda (3). To them I say, "go buy a sense of humor." Democrats can laugh at Bill Clinton and Al Gore. As one example:


    Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton. One smart-*** student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report:

    Titanic:..... $29.99
    Clinton:..... $29.99

    Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read
    Clinton:..... Over 3 hours to read

    Titanic:..... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
    Clinton:..... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

    Titanic:..... Jack is a starving artist.
    Clinton:..... Bill is a bull**** artist.

    Titanic:..... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
    Clinton:..... Ditto for Bill.

    Titanic:..... During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
    Clinton:..... Ditto for Monica.

    Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
    Clinton:..... Let's not go there.

    Titanic:..... Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
    Clinton:..... Monica's forced to return her gifts.

    Titanic:..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
    Clinton:..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

    Titanic:..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
    Clinton:..... Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.

    Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
    Clinton:..... Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the same thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by meyerweb
    OK, it seems that everytime someone posts a joke that shows Bush in a negative light, at least a few people will jump in complaining that it's disrespectful, not funny, yadda (3). To them I say, "go buy a sense of humor." Democrats can laugh at Bill Clinton and Al Gore. As one example:


    Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton. One smart-*** student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report:

    Titanic:..... $29.99
    Clinton:..... $29.99

    Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read
    Clinton:..... Over 3 hours to read

    Titanic:..... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
    Clinton:..... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

    Titanic:..... Jack is a starving artist.
    Clinton:..... Bill is a bull**** artist.

    Titanic:..... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
    Clinton:..... Ditto for Bill.

    Titanic:..... During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
    Clinton:..... Ditto for Monica.

    Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
    Clinton:..... Let's not go there.

    Titanic:..... Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
    Clinton:..... Monica's forced to return her gifts.

    Titanic:..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
    Clinton:..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

    Titanic:..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
    Clinton:..... Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.

    Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
    Clinton:..... Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the same thing.
    TeeHee Jack is a starving artist, and Bil is just a BullSh*t artist. That is a funny line.
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    Quote Originally Posted by meyerweb
    OK, it seems that everytime someone posts a joke that shows Bush in a negative light, at least a few people will jump in complaining that it's disrespectful, not funny, yadda (3). To them I say, "go buy a sense of humor." Democrats can laugh at Bill Clinton and Al Gore. As one example:
    I agree everyone needs a good sense of humor, but I think there is a big difference to people's reactions to a current Pres and a former Pres. I remember when Clinton was in office and if I cracked a Clinton joke I was hounded for being disrepectful by Libs and Dems. Now when I crack a joke about Bush I experience the same thing. Again, another example of "it seems to happen on both sides" thing.
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    Don't you think your tittle "Clinton joke" is a bit redundant?
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    Meyerweb- I would have given the student an A too! (funny)
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