I just got a wedding Invitation from Cingular It reads:
Cingular Wireless
&
ATT Wireless


INVITE YOU AND EVERYONE IN OUR FAMILY
TO SHARE IN THE JOY OF OUR COMING TOGETHER
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THIS UNION WILL RAISE THE BAR INWIRELESS
BY BRINGING YOU THE LARGEST DIGITAL VOICE NETWORK IN AMERICA.
WE CALL IT THE ALLOVER(TM) NETWORK, GIVING YOU MORE BARS IN
MORE PLACES, IN ADDITION, THIS NEW BOND WILL STRENGTHEN OUR COMMITMENT TO SERVICE AND INNOVATION.
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NO RSVP NECESSARY. YOU'RE ALREADY PART OF THE FAMILY.
SEE HOW THIS UNION WILL BENEFIT YOU AT WWW.NEWCINGULAR.COM
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RECEPTION TO FOLLOW IMMEDIATELY.

(SHOWS A PICTURE OF 5 BARS)

Too funny! Go Cingular!