Finally came today. Sitting on the kitchen table. This was (supposed to be) a birthday gift for my wife, but it's a bit late for that.
I called my wife to tell her. Here's the conversation:
Me: "Your TouchPad finally came!"
Her: "About time. Is it all charged up and ready to go?"
Me: "Are you mad woman?! The unboxing of a new gadget is a very spiritual and personal experience meant to be savored. Far be it from me to deprive you of that cathartic privilege."
Her: "You're a dork. Please charge my TouchPad."
Can't win 'em all