I can't believe it.
Chased all around the local area. Went into Walmart.
There it was in all it's glory...a DEMO model. I tried to turn it on. Battery was dead.
I look underneath. What do my eyes spy? Boxes of Touchpads!
I ask to buy it, they get the key (Ooohhh....Effin' A.)
Get to the register and scan it.
Then it happens: NO SELL.
However, my name is on the box. It will be mine soon.