I asked my Pre, "Do you voice dial?"
"I won't do that for quite a while."
I asked my Pre "What about MSN?"
"Wait eight months, then ask me again."
"How about a call blocking list, to keep out the jerks?"
"No, but I promise I'll make sure that iTunes works."
"And the App Catalog, surely that must be kinder..."
"It's mostly a collection of restaurant finders."
"Remind me what it was that made you so influential."
"It's not about capability, but more about potential.
If useful functions is what you're about,
Just wait till 2012, when WebOS 2.0 comes out!"
Kidding! I couldn't resist.